January 2011
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, she’s a maverick.
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because she recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I...
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As you grow old, you learn more. If you stayed at twenty-two, you’d always...
– Morrie Schwartz
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in...
– Marcel Proust
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The Mysterious Honey Bee Extinction [infographic] →
START YOUR OWN HIVE!
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